I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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