do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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