he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
my poor anus
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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