.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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