I am in a vortex of obligation.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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