why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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