what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
this will be a night to untag.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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