D3 body, D1 cock
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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