is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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