I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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