Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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