last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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