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(831): View more from California

I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro

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(607): View more from New York

Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!

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I get naked cuz your not there

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.

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(937): View more from Ohio

can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!

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