Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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