Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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