i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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