I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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