eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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