What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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