Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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