I don't think brook has ever known best
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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