My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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