Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
