More tranny stories later!
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I know her cup size but not her name....
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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