My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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