We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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