It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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