Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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