we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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