just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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