I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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