He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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