Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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