All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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