But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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