If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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