Non-Jews are for practice
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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