I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
