The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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