belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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