I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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