the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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