I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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