made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You're a waste of cheezeits
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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