dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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