Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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