he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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