Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
