Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
