Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
did you just send me my own nude
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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