you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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