you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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