My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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