I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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