I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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