Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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