Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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