She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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