we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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